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Da Oldz Cruel
Miff Urkuleez
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
92
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Miff has been told from an early age that he is a son of the gods. He claims he was snatched as a baby by Hurdeez and forced to live among mortals as a half-man, half-god. Now a teenager, Miff thinks he needs to perform a rite of passage on Orcland to prove himself worthy of living with the gods on Mount Ullympus. Miff believes his opponents are a series of evil creatures that he must defeat to prove himself worthy.
Unfortunately this story is complete nonsense. A lie told to him by his mother as an orcling in order to make him eat his squeens. Nobody tell him though. He’ll be well miffed.
Genuinely believing Talons of Horus Ogre 'Thunderfist' to be the Miffological God of the Underparts 'Heydeez Nutz', Miff called upon all the powers of the 50 pantones of Greyskullz, and vowed to never be outblocked again. +Block
As the old saying goes, 'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to rip tear and disembowel his enemies and he'll eat for a lifetime'. Miff doesn't like fish, but he does like disembowelment. So the saying is almost relevant in this case. And, now he will even try to teach others. In the middle of a game, no less. +Guard
Unfortunately this story is complete nonsense. A lie told to him by his mother as an orcling in order to make him eat his squeens. Nobody tell him though. He’ll be well miffed.
Genuinely believing Talons of Horus Ogre 'Thunderfist' to be the Miffological God of the Underparts 'Heydeez Nutz', Miff called upon all the powers of the 50 pantones of Greyskullz, and vowed to never be outblocked again. +Block
As the old saying goes, 'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to rip tear and disembowel his enemies and he'll eat for a lifetime'. Miff doesn't like fish, but he does like disembowelment. So the saying is almost relevant in this case. And, now he will even try to teach others. In the middle of a game, no less. +Guard
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2021-03-07
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-
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1
5
2021-05-03
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-
-
-
1
5
2021-07-28
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1
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2
2021-09-23
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1
5