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Hansel McDonald
#2
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
5
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
-av, n
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
+AG
Dauntless
Strip Ball
In his first game, Hansel pulled off 1 completion, 1 td, 1 casualty and naturally got the mvp (he is, after all, the rising of star of male modeling).
"Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
"So I'm repelling down mount vesuvius, when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall, and I mean I'm about to die. Just falling, ahh, ahh! I'll never forget the terror, when suddenly I remember; holy shit, Hansel. Haven't you been smoking payote for 6 straight days, and couldn't maybe some of this maybe be in your mind?"
"And?"
"..It was! I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount vesuvius."
"Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
"So I'm repelling down mount vesuvius, when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall, and I mean I'm about to die. Just falling, ahh, ahh! I'll never forget the terror, when suddenly I remember; holy shit, Hansel. Haven't you been smoking payote for 6 straight days, and couldn't maybe some of this maybe be in your mind?"
"And?"
"..It was! I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount vesuvius."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-10-14
1
1
-
1
1
11
2004-10-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-10-19
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-10-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-10-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-10-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-11-04
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-11-25
2
2
-
-
-
8
2004-11-27
1
-
-
-
-
1