One of the Matta brothers, Rens is renowned for being one of the few humane seal clubbers in the Norsca region. Rather than barbarically smashing their brains in with a steel club, wooden staff with nails in, sack of bricks, or a shoe filled with concrete (that crazy, Ingmar...), Rens prefers to read soothing, uplifting passages from philosophical essays, waft joss sticks to lighten their chakras, sometimes massaging the stress from the seals, who have been conditioned to fear man. Then he smothers them to death with a yoga mat.