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Hedonismbot
#11
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
22
B
6
P
5
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Sure Hands (20k)
Hedonismbot is the rightful owner of the Maltese Liquor and enjoys putting batteries in things. He was in attendance at the Planet Express 100th Delivery Party, where he is concerned that the orgy pit be buttered and scraped.

Hedonismbot is a hedonistic robot, who spends every second of his day indulging his self-pleasure, (most of which is sexual). Hedonismbot is into some really kinky things and owns a sex dungeon, where people engage in various shocking sexual acts that include but are not limited to; BSDM, spanking, nipple clamping, electric shocking, polyamory, orgy pits, lubing, role-playing, furry fetishizing, etc.

Aside from sex, Hedonismbot usually has a bowl of grapes with him at most times, except when his servant Djambi covers his belly with chocolate icing (it’s actually oil).

He has a very short attention span, once asking Fry to write an opera, saying he would consider it a smashing success if it kept him entertained through the overture.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2021-03-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2021-04-20
1
-
-
-
1
6