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Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Guard
The most useless piece of snakemeat since thet Anaconda film, Biggn has spent almost the entirety of his on-field career lying down.
Some may say that this is due to him being incredibly muscular and therefore encumbered by balancing problems but surely his tails primary purpose is to assist in balancing???
Anyway, it was only after a Dark Elf coach mentioned a butcher he knew who believed that Kroxigors may make exceedingly good sausages that Biggn actually did something useful and was central to one of Goanni's few touchdowns.
Hopefully he'll improve. He can't really get any worse...