After surviving a brutal and punishing encounter against a Khemri team, <b>Too Rise Again etc</b> and being named Dirty, Rotting Cheats first MVP, "Old Spicy" as he's known to his team mates (well actually it sounds more like "Mmmnnnngh!!! Uuuuuuuuh!!!") was handed the Captain's armband. How long he will have this honour is unknown (probably as long as the stitches holding his arm on last).

The Captaincy lasted a further 3 games before he was remoselessly cut down by an Elf...an <b>ELF!</b> from <b>Karlong Manor Utd</b>. Oh the humanity!

"Old Spicy" can now be viewed in the <b>Dirty, Rotting Cheats</b> museum, next to the team shop.