One could WAX lyrical about this guy and all his attributes. Paying to see this guy play will never be a RIPOFF. No matter how outrageous the play, no matter how HAIRY things seem to be, this guy can PULL IT OFF. GROOMED by the best in the land, this SMOOTH operator can and will heat things up, then apply, then allow to cool, then remove forcefully.
Just take care to never check his STRIP afterwards.

A pioneer. Ahead of his time. A real up-and-comer. If Baxx was anyof these things then he may have lasted longer. As it is, he wasn't, isn't and now, unfortunately, never will be. His TV is the difference between playing against a Deathroller and not playing against a Deathroller. Fare-thee-well Baxx, you useless muppet.
**RETIRED**

(Note: The Deathroller was brought anyway, ultimately making Baxx's sacrifice completely pointless. What a complete waste of what is, frankly, the best player name ever conceived...)