Also known as Doc. Spoons set foot on a Blood Bowl field long before he met any of the others. Initially as an assistant medic for a rookie halfling team (they weren't longlived, not his fault) but soon he rose to the position of chief medic for an up and coming goblin team. Which might sound rather strange, what with goblins and halflings.

Thing is, Spoons fit right in with the goblin mentality. Shall we say, Spoons is a few beers short of his full sixpack. With unkept tufts of white hair, always wearing thick gnomish welding glasses and a pockmarked leather apron he certainly looks the mad doc.

He made a career sewing, sawing and patching up dismembered goblins. In his spare time he worked hard at furthering the brewing techniques of fungus ale. It is quite possible that the constant exposure to fumes is what finally dropped the ball on him.

Nico 'the knife' Nieddo introduced Spoons to the crew, and recommended him as an invaluable resource when it came to scalpels and beer.

At the Bistro Spoons brews the popular Dockside Bellychurner ale and occassionally manage chopping up the meat with extremely oversized cleavers. That is, when Nico hasn't already made confetti of it.

On the Blood Bowl field Spoons engages in pretty much the same activities, but usually has trouble smuggling his arsenal onfield.