Not one to get his hands dirty, since taking over active coaching duties from his brother Skrolf, Skolf has remained reluctant to lift his fat **** off the bench at all, preferring to shout at his increasingly fumbling players and worryingly slow star slayer.

When finally pressed into action (after his front line was clattered early on in a match), Skolf did equip himself well, and even managed to kill a chaos warrior, but he was more than happy to get back to the dug-out, and is now reportedly refusing to come out at all