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Uhm, yeah. We're not really sure about George. When he signed up he <b>clearly</b> marked his age down as "20". However, it appears we were the victim of an obvious lie. As George has severe crippling injuries caused by old age. His furry mane is no longer a dirty brown but an astonishing bright gray!
Yet somehow he continues to play and continues to hurt and maim. It's clear he has no intentions of retiring though, as he gutted our assistant coach when he brought the topic up.
<b>Uber</b>: he's a poster child for the evangelists' struggle