Greatest American rowing coach in history.
St. Josephs Collegiate Institute Class of 1987.
Murdered Nobbla Blackwart with his own chainsaw on 09/04/2023. Told him his form was all wrong and his stroke length was too short. Demonstrated his Olympic Gold Medal coaching prowess and showed that ass-hat goblin how it was done.
Sophomore - Season 44
Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
07/31/2023: Roddy Ruettiger, OW Halfling, Notre Dame Fighting Imperials - Badly Hurt
08/11/2023: Fedelis Montgomery, Delf Blitzer, Miami College of GarcCoin - Killed
09/04/2023: Micahel Bumbus, Snotling, Brown University Underdark - Badly Hurt
09/04/2023: Nobla Blackwart, Hired by Brown University Underdark - Killed
09/26/2023: HEAT, Helf Lineman, Woodsworth College HE - Killed
Season 44
02/05/2024: Deliyon Freeman, Elven Union Lineman, Hawai'i University - Broken Arm
02/22/2024: Wardance, Chaos Beastman, [IVCC] Ranchers -Badly Hurt
02/28/2024: David Emge, Zombie Lineman, {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Smashed Knee
TDs:
Season 44
03/08/2024: Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Team TD #17
MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
07/31/2023: Notre Dame Fighting Imperials