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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
15
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG
Block
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the more you hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that?
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the more you hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that?
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-01-01
3
-
-
-
-
3
2005-01-01
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-01-02
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-01-02
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-01-03
4
-
-
-
-
4
2005-01-04
3
-
-
-
-
3
2005-01-04
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-01-05
1
-
-
-
-
1