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Did you know? Up until now, 1511097 players have died on the pitch.
Rumours that Dr Mender was killed by Dwarves in his first game after managing to score a debut TD are greatly exagurated.
Well, to the extent that there was enough left over to put him back together (with the aid of some glue and pipe cleaners), unfortunately he had no memory of that first game though...