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The youngest player on the Deathkiss squad, Finnigan “Fresh-Meat” Kent doesn't even know that he is playing on a vampire team. Recruited from beyond Mount Dunkledonner, Kent remains convinced that he is playing for a physically gifted human team that simply can't afford Ogres.
"Man, these guys are pretty damn strong and quick," he says. "They move like elves but they can bash like black orcs. I've never seen anything like it. I think we really have a chance to do something special this season. The only problem is I think some of the fellas might be a bit little light in the boots, if you know what I mean. During our first practice, I saw that Darkleson guy kiss Fleischbinder on the neck. Then Fleischbinder passes out cold. Now look, I got nothing against what you do off the field in your own time, but we need to find a way to calm that stuff down during the game."
Position: Thrall
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 204 lbs.