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[X2] Dinosaur Dorkheads 2
Tze-Tze
#9
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Tze-Tze:s reputation as a bad blocker skink took off after his second game, where the Dorkheads played the wood elves Attack of the Gnomes. The Gnomes started a drive where they were kicking with a blitz: to start off, their brand new treeman tried to blitz Tze-Tze, who stood right behind the line of scrimmage.

However, the blitz came to a sudden halt when the treeman rolled two skulls and a pow-skull. Tze-Tze was knocked over but didn't even break armour. The Treeman, on the other hand, broke his hand and has had that niggling injury ever since.

The Gnomes conceded the game, saying that these are things that do not happen. Tze-Tze said he simply doesn't tolerate big clumsy opponents trying to get through...

"Skinks are hard. Treemen are soft." soon became the new motto of the Dorkheads.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-06-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2003-07-12
-
-
-
1
-
2