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Pierre Le Literotique
#5
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Pierre is a big poet at heart, often even amidst the goings on of a game of Blood Bowl he shall forget what is happening as he has another idea for a poem.
Trouble is, despite being in Slaanesh favour, he's rubbish.
For example, after a recent game against some Nurgles Rotters Pierre composed this ode to lament the mighty beastman Mundi...
Oh scabby rotting pile of goo
A Bloodbowl Player once were you
Until that is you did get fouled
The ref was blind, the crowd it howled
If that ref had not been so impressed
By daemonettes all half undressed
He might have seen and thus you saved
But he didn't and so your corpse decayed.
Trouble is, despite being in Slaanesh favour, he's rubbish.
For example, after a recent game against some Nurgles Rotters Pierre composed this ode to lament the mighty beastman Mundi...
Oh scabby rotting pile of goo
A Bloodbowl Player once were you
Until that is you did get fouled
The ref was blind, the crowd it howled
If that ref had not been so impressed
By daemonettes all half undressed
He might have seen and thus you saved
But he didn't and so your corpse decayed.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-02-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-02-08
-
-
-
1
1
7