Useless David, as the Vampires call him, suffered a few painful injuries during his career. Notably a serious concussion and a smashed knee. The All-Stars administration was unperturbed when he announced his retirement as it would finally end weeks of whining about seeing his name on the scoreboard. The team promptly reverted his locker to its proper use: janitorial closet. He will be easily forgotten.

Now he truly does have something to whine about...