"Puh me en couch," FIRE ME.

"You're an enforcer you know what you got to do with that lucky boot...and its coach. Now get in there!" Dieuraskel commanded confidently.

"I din' 'ere nah bell," roared FIRE ME as he rushes the field crushing the skull of a halfling and is immediately sent off.

"That man is the greatest treasure of this damn university," smiled Dieuraskel keeping a proud tear at bay.

FIRE ME was once a promising medical major at ECU named Graham Spellwell. That all changed after the pirate raid. He drank one whole can of beer and he's been like this ever since. When it comes to alcohol, not even once and you remember that young sports fans. Not when you can enjoy a refreshing bloodweiser," Jim Johnson.