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Charles is gardener of the village, and he just <i>hates</i> to weed.
Charles' favourite home-made poem:
<b>Le fleurs du mal</b>
The flowers of evil,
great fountains of pain,
they come from the devil;
I use Round-Up in vain.
O Thistle, o Plantain, o Dandelion of Doom
I forsake thee, I hate thee,
I prefer mushroom.