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[X2] Wood Food Poetry Book
Servants
#8
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Servants got her name because she continued to be cruel to the halflings' slaves after Shake Spear decided to cease the destroying and rename the Wood Food Poetry Village. The slaves were set free, but Servants hunted some of them down and brought them home in pieces. Her punishment is, that she know has to carry out all the former duties of the slaves, including scraping the toilets with a fork and cleaning the place of sacrifice with a little yellow sponge.
As a result hereof her favourite home-made poems are rather rancorous. Here is an example:

<b>From the Cables of Genocide</b>
I sleep
I dream
I live in a world where amoebae are no more
I hunt the flesh
I kill the living
I feed
I wake up
I gain the power
to take a shower
and the living irritate me even more.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-04-20
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3