George Buy Ron was known as the filthy urchin dressed in rags who followed the halfling warparties to plunder the remains of fallen enemies. Once he actually tried to buy the body of one of his sworn enemies - Ron - before Ron was slain. Unfortunately Ron survived and George didn't get his money back.
After Shake Spear's conversion and the renaming of the Wood Food Poetry Village George has gone into a selfdestructive mode, and he now tries to buy indulgence and pardon from everybody.

George's favourite home-made poem:

<b>My Soul is Dark</b>
My soul is dark - o quickly string
the bow and aim it at my heart,
and let thy gentle fingers fling
the arrow in an apple tart.
O sorrowful Leviathan,
I beg you: Please forgive me!
My sins are in this little can,
I want to be a frisbee!