Emperor Russel ("The Sage of the Scrum")

Emperor Russel is the Hin Dynasty’s legendary mentor, dispensing wisdom as freely as Halflings devour second breakfasts. A seasoned veteran with an encyclopedic knowledge of the game (and an uncanny ability to nap mid-play), Russel is the calm voice of reason in the team’s chaotic huddle. Known for his catchphrase, “A clear head wins the day, but a full stomach wins the night,” he’s equal parts coach, cheerleader, and occasional referee. While his moves on the pitch are more methodical than flashy, his true strength lies in teaching his team the art of victory—or at least the art of looking good while losing.