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Did you know? Up until now, 1510239 players have died on the pitch.
This once fine figure of a skeleton is now more selotape and glue than bones, having been smushed into his constituent parts twice upon the field.
It is with hope for the ancient Khemrian saying 'He who fails at the first attempt, should try a second and if this should fail then the great Sun god should surely smile upon his most devout countenance if he should try a third time for his fortune shall rain down upon thee and grant thee the gods boon'
<most often known throughout the lands of the livign as Third Time Lucky>