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Colonel Sanders
#12
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
d
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Home: Bristol, Tennessee

Aliases: The Drumstick

Weapons: Bucket of extra-crispy breasts and thighs

Laid To Rest: The Maniac Midgets just didn't like the Colonel's blatant elbow which reulted in a casualty against their star player. The midgets give him the "crispy recipe" and place his remains in a bucket.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-04-25
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-05-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-27
-
-
-
1
-
2