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Stinky
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block
Guard
Drafted in to provide some experience to an unskilled Orc squad, he has been a rock in midfield. Doesnt move much and just as bright.
Unfortunately, the evil shadow of experience, age, has meant that he is nearing the twilight days of his career and he is no longer as nimble as he used to be (aged on first skill -AG). But he still delights in causing pain.
I'm afraid someones gotta break the news to him. His stench is becoming so strong its affecting the players around him. No one can put up with his unique body odour, its effect is overpowering to all non team members standing close by.
So, who's going to give the old git the good news?
Finally it happened. After his ninth casualty this season, the powers that be have seen fit to award the aged veteran Stinky his first MVP. Not so popular with this forward thinking (stinking?) orc team (they can string a complex sentence together of two syllables!), his no nonsense grind-em down style has captured the fans hearts, and spleens.
Unfortunately, the evil shadow of experience, age, has meant that he is nearing the twilight days of his career and he is no longer as nimble as he used to be (aged on first skill -AG). But he still delights in causing pain.
I'm afraid someones gotta break the news to him. His stench is becoming so strong its affecting the players around him. No one can put up with his unique body odour, its effect is overpowering to all non team members standing close by.
So, who's going to give the old git the good news?
Finally it happened. After his ninth casualty this season, the powers that be have seen fit to award the aged veteran Stinky his first MVP. Not so popular with this forward thinking (stinking?) orc team (they can string a complex sentence together of two syllables!), his no nonsense grind-em down style has captured the fans hearts, and spleens.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-03-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-06
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-03-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-06-19
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-07-04
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-07-19
-
-
-
1
-
2