The smartest player on the team, he earned his nickname as the brains behind the them, replacing Thicky McThickboy as the new player-manager. Razor sharp, he is responsible for the strategy and intelligance behind the improving chaos team.

With weekly "brainstorming" meetings for all the players it was he who first thought of the idea of passing the ball, not just eating it. Most of the team have stopped trying to eat other players too, although one or two still maintain that without this halftime snack they won't be able to perform. Admittedly the famous incident involving Ug, 3 players, a referee and the late cheerleaders was hilarious and it wasn't altough he ate all of them, it seems Razor is on the right tracks, Ug is now attending anger management classes and Slaughter is out of rehab.

So far Razor has proven that brains as well as braun make a winning combination, but now that they are up against real teams will they be able to continue the success they enjoyed against the Boys Brigade last season?