You don't have to be a genius to play Bloodbowl and Ug is no exception to this rule, in fact you could say he epitomises it.

Born Uglandisolian Del Torrienteshnappffnkopffn 22 years ago in a dank smelly cave far away on a mountainside, Ug has only recently come into contact with civilisation. Born of the Blue Mountain tribe he was kept in solitary confinement for the last 16 years because nobody liked him and he smells bad.

Ug was actually born a very clever little ogre and was always working on new theories and inventions while everyone else was licking rocks. His tribe didn't like this new "freak" who was intelligent and well spoken and they used to throw rocks and small animals at him. As a result he suffered many many head injuries, the tribe litterally beating his brains out and making him stupid, thickening his skull in the process.

At the age of 6 he was locked in the "Naughty Cave" for 16 years and the only person he had for company was Pete, his pet rock, although he did develop an intimate relationship with some nasty looking fugus while going completely mad.

His size and strength make Ug a formidable opponent when he can remember what he is supposed to be doing. His taste for eating other players has been a problem in previous matches but the new manager is confident those snacking "incidents" are a thing of the past.