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Mr.Skinny lives in Fatland; a place 100 miles from Mr. Greedy's house. Their lifestyles are just as wide apart.
Mr. Greedy eats anything and everything in abundance; whilst Mr.Skinny survives on one cornflake, a baked bean and the world's smallest sausage.
But if Mr.Skinny lives in Fatland, where everyone is fat (except Mr. Skinny) why doesn't Mr. Greedy live there?