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Armageddon Superstar was once the black sheep of the Grimgorod family, being a peaceful hermit living near the Moot. But, at the height of the incident known as Storm of Chaos, a party of flagellants passed his cave haven. They camped right at his doorstep, moaning about the apocalypse for a full night, making his lose his first night's sleep in his whole lifetime. His daily routine was now all messed up, which had a terrible impact on his sanity. He became Armageddon, losing all his dwarfish pragmatism, journeying some time with the flagellants rattling something like "doom's, um, coming", "tomorrow might as well not come", "I'm thirsty" et cetera, and finally he became a blood bowl player for uncertain reasons, becoming Armageddon Superstar.