Grul's Misfortunes:-
1) Having a mother mean enough to call her son Grul.
2) Being set upon by a roving band of chaotic beasts, and killed.
3) Coming back to life as a zombie for no apparent reason.
4) Being followed around by the very creatures that killed him, who think his rebirth was some kind of miracle.
5) Playing for the Wrecks. As any player on a Blackfyre's team will tell you, this will lead only to pain, misery, failure and repeated death.
6) The spirit of long-dead BB players have possessed the minds of his players, and force the unfortunate zombie ever onwards.
7) His favourite pet, Beastman Duragon's Shame of Grul's own team, killed himself on a gfi. Grul is of course inconsolable.

<hr>Recordkeeper for the Wrecks

<table border="1"><tr bgcolor="aqua"><th>Opponent Race</th><th>W</th><th>D</th><th>L</th><th>Total</th></tr><tr><td>Ogres</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>Chaos</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>Vampires</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>-1</td><td>0</td></tr></table>