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Otherwise known as "Mammario the Mangler", this oversized killing machine will dazzle you with his skill, amaze you with his style and slighty arouse you with his ample boosoms. Many a player has been suffocated in his valley of the damned, although Hughes does have a tendancy to storm off to the changing rooms when things don't go his way. Add to this a long running feud with Jaundice Jones over the affections of Queenie Thomas and you have one very grumpy player. Note: Hughes is currently under investigation by the fumbble committee over allegations that he has been taking illegal breast enhancement drugs