Nicknamed Deisel for his famous love of sucking car exhausts this is one ugly player. While he has rarely been involved in any fighting or casualties on the field, his bizarre hobby has resulted in massive burns to his face and the loss of his lower lip which has obviously handicapped his performance in the game. He is a shrewd player preferring to assess any tactical advantages instead of rushing in head first like his team-mates which is the reason why he is rarely on the receiving end of a tackle. Some say this is very intelligent, others say he is a yellow-bellied pillow biter scared of his own shadow. Even with all his potential it seems the only way to silence his critics will be to prove his skill on the field and emerge as one of the teams key players and prove he is no coward.