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Ukobach
Lesser Daemon.
Lord of the Marches.
Inventor of fireworks and fried foods.
Origin: Originally a wicked Khazar fire deity of low status. When her
worshipers all of a sudden converted en masse to Judaism, Ukobach was rescued from obscurity by Beelzebub and has remained very loyal to him ever since.
Career: Since she entered Hell, Ukobach has been hard at work carving out a niche for herself as the Meanest Daemon. Fond of coming up with innovative methods of torture, Ukobach allegedly discovered the art of frying meat during a particularly gruesome torture session. These achievements aside, Ukobach’s career has been a long stretch of outrages, taking place mainly in Hell. But she is also known to have held court in Haiti during the rebellions of the early 1800's, where
some people claim she invented Voodoo.
Character: Despite the fact that she prefers to appear as a huge female cook, and is cheerful, noisy and fond of burlesque jokes, Ukobach is evil in the meanest sort of way. Besides a casual interest in spicy cooking, she mainly enjoys inflicting excruciating pain and causing misery.
Symbols and attributes: Anything bloated and fat.