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[X] Dr. Darkheart's Sunshine Club
Nurse Hatchet
#2
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
53
B
124
P
0
F
0
G
39
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
15
Td
6
Mvp
5
GPP
76
XPP
0
SPP
76
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Block
Foul Appearance
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
The horrifying Nurse Hatchet is one of Dr. Darkheart’s top lieutenants. Her malice is only surpassed by her disturbing appearance. It is said that she was once beautiful and that her love for Dr. Darkheart not only scarred her soul but her face as well. In truth, she altered her own appearance in homage of the good doctor when he was killed by some of the other teammates.

Upon his return from the grave, Dr. Darkheart has shown that he trusts only Nurse Hatchet by making her the team captain.

During a match against some Nurgle zealots, a member of the crowd hurled a sharp brick-bat that was aimed at the good Doctor. Nurse Hatchet spotted the projectile and intercepted it, with her face. The assault ripped her nose completely off. The injury plagues her to this day. On occasion Dr. Darkheart insists that she sit out a game. Most think that this is so she can rest (no nose makes it hard to breathe sometimes), but in truth, he just can't stand to see her wheezing up and down the pitch flinging snot everywhere and when his disgust reaches a point he has her sit out.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-05-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-24
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-05-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-06-01
-
1
1
-
-
5
2005-06-01
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-06-09
-
1
-
-
1
8
2005-06-17
-
1
-
1
1
10
2005-12-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-12-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-12-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-01-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-01-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-01-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-01-04
-
1
-
3
1
14
2006-01-09
-
-
-
3
-
6
2006-01-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-01-13
-
-
-
1
-
2