Asides from being permanently pissed Socrates also has a tendency to run about the field looking for a cup of hemlock to drink. His drunk and suicidal behaivour is loved by the younger male fans, but despised by their parents who are all planning to help him find a cup of poison.

His main acheivements lie in rediculing the opposition with taunts and jeers about their own inflated selfesteem, however due to his drunk slurring he's usually not entirely successful in these escapades.