Stephen "Hard Hitting" Hawking was shown in his first game as inaccuratly named he should have been called "Hit hard" Hawking as through fatigue he couldn't take a tackle from a chaos dwarf and died of the horrific injuries sustained.
It has been reported that the night before the big match that he was in a strip joint, as a result of this Coach Logan has banned all players from such activities in the run up to future matches.
This gives him the dubious horour of being the shortest lived player of the squad so far.