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Ungry Bugger's first two games will be remembered in the annals of the Ork Afletik Klub. In his first match he picked up a ball at midfield and held on to it the entire second half, finally reaching the end zone at the final whistle. In the second one he got the worst of a collision with an ogre. The ogre had been stunned but managed to land a blow to the troll's head knocking it clean off! That night when the team arrived at the place where they were going to have a victory celebration, Ungry Bugger was already there and had drank over half of the mushroom ale. It appears that growing back heads makes trolls thirsty. Smasha Da Skull commented, "Dis 'ere 'ead ain't as 'ard ta look at as da udder one but it's twice as dummer."