"Real men drink... fake men taste" -- AlcingRagaholic

Chickenbrain was an adherent to this vital philosphy... 4 drinks of Orujo and he was still going strong, not a care in the world even though his fellow funbblers were dropping like flies. Finally, he figured he should slow down and actually taste this booze that was taking down his friends so rapidly... and alas, what you know DOES hurt you, and down he went. And got back up with the rest, his insides now a giant drain for the booze [and brains] that he consumes.