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I'm the Penguin. Ratman beat me up some then convinced me to play this thing called 'Bloodbowl' on his team. In the first match, some friggin' elf smashed my left ankle. I was out for a match - which was fine by me! - but then I found out that walking around is somewhat more painful than it was before. No more 100-yard dash for me...
So two matches later I'm back on the team. Doing... stuff, whatever. Match ends up alright, though some git knocks me on the head, so I pretend to be out cold. Match after that is against some damn vikings or something. One of those braggarts sees me limping around, crunches down on right foot. Breaks my other ankle. That frigging sucks. You have no idea how much it hurts. But will Ratman let me quit? Hell no.
I hate that son of a rat.