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The sometimes maligned first-string quarterback of Cunnin Plans, Hans "Hands" Playmaka earned his often sardonic nickname by failing pick-ups, fumbling passes, throwing uncaught but otherwise perfect passes, and generally defying the odds.
Hans gained favor with the bloodthirsty crowd by killing a blitzing beastman, though some speculate his tenacity came from a strange feeling of 'protectin' tha hogskin' rather than pure orky smashin'.
Some commentators speculate that Hans may be able to control his bloodlust a bit better than most of his greenskinned cousins, however, and is evolving along with his teammates into a new breed - smarta, fasta, and not necessarily just a basha. Time will tell...