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Did you know? Up until now, 1510947 players have died on the pitch.
After hurting himself, this waste of an orc realized he would do nothing more than sit on a bench until his teammates all died. And then he'd probably die, too. And so, for the first time in his life, he made a smart choice, he retired from playing and became the Fan Mauler's first assistant coach.
Since then, he's been just as useless as ever.