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He failed to learn the lesson Clash learnt about tying laces properly. It is rumoured that he fell upon a broken stethoscope, thrown onto the pitch by a disgruntled doctor during a particularly brutal game. However, the team doctor denied all such allegations saying, <i>"there was nothing lodged in unusual hole in the chest cavity that you can see exposed - I shoud know as I checked him first!"</i>
The official report cited an unusually sharp blade of grass and the team groundsman and his family were subsequently executed for his crimes.