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I have always wanted to be a wizard. I even went to Altdorf to train. but as soon as i got within sight of the walls, these bloody Humies started shooting pointy sticks at me! I was so angry at not being allowed to go to the royal college that i went a bit over the top and began pulling them to bits (i have since tried to apologise, but they always start to try and hurt me).
It was while dismembering some humies that a wierd bald chap told me that in return for hurting people he would train me to be a wizard.
i thought as i was doing this anyway, and nobody else would teach me, I might as well. i'm not sure if I will like doing it but I am about to find out...