Awright then geeza? Whaddya wanna know?
How i got inta dis? Awright, i'll tell ya..
I was a lad back in good ol' Albion see, I used ta run the streets see. na, I dunno if ya knaa wot its like runnin' the streets, but let me tell ya, it aint nah piece a' pie (oo, i likes a bitta pie me...). ya gotta spot the 'eavy purses, and ya gotta get 'em and gettaway wiv 'em.
So, there I was nippin' fru tha streets a' Lundun Taaan, an' dis geezer was keepin' up wiv me, shook me ta me daisies* it did
Anyhows, dis bloke follows me for 3 hours, so i decides to see wot he woz all abaat. Turns out hes da govnar of some fancy game of rugby, an 'e will pay me to do wot i doez anyhow.
Blokes a bit Wierd if ya askin' but I aint complaing, i gets ta keep anyfing i can get out of the ova blokes, an'nen i gets pie afta all tha shoutin' settles
Sweet


*Daisy roots = Boots