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Did you know? Up until now, 1489017 players have died on the pitch.
Signed before the team's fifth game, and a regular in the side ever since. Somehow, Can't Climb Trees has managed to land himself the cushy job of being the team's kicker and captain, with the result that he spends most games as far away from the opposition as is elvishly possible.
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Can't Climb Trees was my first player ever to reach the 51 SPP mark without Ageing!
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Now busy with the team Thrower's massive attack issues.