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As you might imagine, Dirty Bill Wiggins, is well...dirty. He smells, even by pirate standards. He's got an aversion to water of all kinds. Every three months or so, when the other Jacks just can't stand the reek any more, they take drastic measures. They knock Bill unconcious and toss him in a bath. This usually results in more than a few black eyes and bruised ribs, seeing as Bill's no pushover. Why do they put up with Bill's bad hygiene? Well... you stand by your mates. That's all.
"Cor! When's the last time you had a bath, Bill?!"
"Hrm... lessee...August, July, June, May..."
"Oh, forget it."