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[X] Bubblegum and Duct Tape
Stretched
#12
Wight
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Block
Regenerate
Dr Stikkemtagetta purchased Stretched from a small town lynch mob. After the sale he realized that having the subject stretched by 4 scared horses made for some interesting problems. He went to work immediately on all of stretched's muscles, cutting and replacing them, but as he started to reassemble the muscular features, the Dr realized he made a terrible mistake. He had measured the lengths needed in inches but had cut them into centimeters. Not wanting to lose a patient he had paid so much for the good Dr grabbed the pile of muscle and bones and stretched each muscle in his rack, then nailed them over the bones where they would be needed for bending. The outcome of his work was that stretched could run faster than any of his other zombies, and all the nails made him well armored. Dr Stikkemtagetta added a helmet that concealed Stretched's face, and added him to the roster.
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