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Lulu Lightspeed is the daughter of the god that decided that the speed of light, was equal to the speed of which his wife would accelarate to, at the sight of a pastry shop.
Lulu hasn't inherited her mothers weakness for a high fat diet, but a steady cocaine and amfetamine abuse. Officially this is a bad thing, but when your job is to look sharp and run fast for prolonged periods of time, while being chased by murderous orcs and amazons, her coach will tend to...forget about her little mishap.