<center><b><a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/flash_dynamic/frameset.html"><span >HANK, THE ANGRY DRUNKEN DWARF</span></a></b></center>

Hank stepped into the public eye on August 16, 1996 when he showed up very drunk at the K-Rock studios in New York City where the Howard Stern Show originates. It was 5:30 in the morning and everyone from the show walked by him as they made their way to work. Stern Show producer Gary Dell'Abate immediately let Howard know that he wanted to be on the show; it wasn't long after that Hank was on the air with Howard and quickly became known as "Hank, The Angry Drunken Dwarf". Howard was amazed by how drunk Hank was as he told him a bunch of jokes and got more and more loaded…Hank called that moment "one of the best days of my life; the best day was the day I discovered drinking!!!"

<b>Born:</b> April 20, 1962
<b>Died:</b> September 4, 2001
<b>Age:</b> 39
<b>Height:</b> 4'1"
<b>Weight:</b> 95 lbs.
<b>Hometown:</b> Fall River, Massachusetts
<b>Hank's Hobbies were:</b> Music, partying, drinking, women, and the most fun was going on the Howard Stern Show
<b>Education:</b> High School Graduate, Fall River Durfee High School
<b>Turn On's were:</b> Beer, wine, vodka, rum, scotch, whisky, and girls
<b>Turn Off's were:</b> Warm beer, empty bottles of liquor, annoying bastards, girls that don't put out.
<b>Life Goals:</b> To party all the time.

<center><b>TOP 10 FAMOUS HANK QUOTES</b></center>

10. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/box.wav"><span >"Help me!, help me! Get me out of this god damn box!!!"</span></a>

9. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/liketodrink.wav"><span >"I like to drink to take the edge off…"</span></a>

8. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/igotclass.wav"><span >"I got class... You don't even have an ass."</span></a>

7. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/shortend.wav"><span >"God gave me the short end of the stick"</span></a>

6. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/notdrunk.wav"><span >"I'm not drunk, I've just been drinking"</span></a>

5. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/politicians.wav"><span >"Politicians; they have the brains of a retarded quahog with brain damage!"</span></a>

4. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/wimp.wav"><span >"Shut up you wwwwwimp"</span></a>

3. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/notmidget.wav"><span >"I'm not a midget, I'm a dwarf you asshole"</span></a>

2. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/mother.wav"><span >"Go have sex with your mutha"</span></a>

1. <a href="http://www.hankthedwarf.com/media/jesus.wav"><span >"Go have sex with Jesus Christ you faggot"</span></a>