<p align ="justify">"You lesser races fail to see the meaning of the game. It is art of the highest nature and we the High Elves are the great masters of the form. Many hours we have spent in song and verse reflecting on the glistening arc of the ball as it cleaves space and time during a long pass to the end zone. Little can compare to the sun sparkling, red spray of arterial blood, born of a perfectly executed, and opponent crippling block. Until you can appreciate the art you cannot master it, thus it will always be your doom to be the canvass upon which we paint the Blood Bowl."<br>
So said <b>Marik Sleepbringer - former Captain of the Legends of the Eldar</b> after the team's 4th straight defeat from 5 games. When asked whether winning was considered <b>'artistic'</b> he stormed off from the press conference.<br><br><b>STOP PRESS:</b> LEGENDS OF THE ELDAR Captain <b>Marik Sleepbringer</b> has been retired from play and will serve out the rest of his contract as an offense coach for the team. Marik has so far declined to make any comment.<br><br><b>Head Coach Fezdan</b> however was quite happy to talk to us;<br><br> "Marik was our leader during the worst of our defeats and according to our chop-artist <b>Splint Ganglion</b> he suffered permanent and career ending injuries during this time. He kept trying but spent most of his time since then either on the bench or in the casualty ward. The strange thing is when he was off the field we actually started to do better - winning and drawing. Well, that was enough for me, Marik is out and our new captain is the Legends' veteran Phoenix Warrior <b>Merren Arrowflight.</b>